Storage Tag: Fun Stuff

YES! YES! I WON! I WON!

May 14, 2008 Category: Fun Stuff, Life

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, ” I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!” […] [ → ]

 

The executive & Shredder Machine

April 12, 2008 Category: Fun Stuff, Life

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?” “Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. […] [ → ]

 

Cheap and Reliable GPS

March 29, 2008 Category: Fun Stuff, Life

You guys know what GPS is right? The Global Positioning System device?
Here ’s a hint I got from wikipedia: The Global Positioning System (GPS) is the only fully functional Global Navigation Satellite System (GNSS). Utilizing a constellation of at least 24 Medium Earth Orbit satellites that transmit precise microwave signals, the system enables a GPS receiver to determine its location, speed, direction, and time. […] [ → ]

 

Daddy, how was I born?

February 26, 2008 Category: Fun Stuff, Life

A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘‘ Daddy, how was I born? ’’ The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e -mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. […] [ → ]