Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, ” I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled,
“Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!”
As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and- down and squealed
‘YES! YES! I WON! I WON!‘
She hugged each of the dealers…and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
………….
After a bit while… finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll ?”
The other answered, “I don’t know… I thought you were watching.”
Fun Facts:
1. Not all Southerners are stupid.
2. Not all blondes are dumb.
3. But all men… are men
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